when your bra strap falls off on one side and it’s very annoying but you also feel kinda roguishly sexy
nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
me: joins tumblr for fun
me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society
That terrible moment when you have to stare at yourself in the mirror while getting a haircut….
my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”